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I am going to tell you a story, a story that happened to me and has forever changed my life. I was always looking for a cause, something to focus my energy on. Unfortunately what I found was a gang. I started running with the wrong crowd, committing petty crimes like small robberies and graffiti. One day after being chased by the cops for stealing food, me and my gang got spilt up, everyone ran in different directions. I hopped a fence and found myself in some sort of strange store. The store was dark and I couldn't see a thing. I was tagging the window when lightning struck and there I was face to face with a grain wood buffet table. The wood buffet table was unexpected, causing me to drop my can and when I turned around and there was a cop ready to arrest me. A few weeks later I found myself in a foster home and I was forced to do community service at the furniture shop that I tagged on. Well, it turns out the furniture shop was actually a furniture museum. My job there was to cleanup the mess I made, and in doing so I developed a strange bond with the wood buffet table. All of the furniture polishers were baffled at the response I got from the wood buffet table. Soon I was polishing the table myself and it was then I noticed the wood buffet table's sad disposition. I would always hear strange cries in the distance and I soon found out they were cries from other wood buffet tables crying for the one in my museum. I decided then and there that I would have to do something to make things right again.
After talking to my foster parents and a few friends, we hatched a plan that would free the wood buffet table and reunite it with its family. We rented a big truck and drove over to the furniture museum. Once there we wrapped the wood buffet table in a blanket and loaded it on the truck, which took nearly all of us. On the road the wood buffet table wasn't doing to well so we had to constantly spray it with polish. The polish was helping maintain the wood buffet tables great finish, but if we didn't get it home soon we knew it would be the end. We finally got to the house where the wood buffet table belonged but we noticed there was a road block of cops there to stops us. I climbed on top of the cop car and as the cops closed in to grab the wood buffet table my friends and family hurled it into the air, where it soared above my head and as it flew by me I reached my hand out and rubbed his drawers as he landed on the porch of his old home. He was free! We had freed the wood buffet table at long last!
After this experience, I turned my life around and started a company that would focus on returning wood buffet tables back to their natural habitats, people's home. At eBuffet we take small donations to help maintain our wood buffet tables until we find them proper homes. We will even ship the wood buffet table to you for FREE, that is how committed we are to our cause. So please do your part, donate, and take home your very own wood buffet table today.
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