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I woke up one morning and next to my bed stood some discount buffet furniture. I jolted up rubbed my eyes and it was gone. I had no idea what was going on, so just figured I must have been seeing things. I decided to take a shower to calm down and when I got out, there was a drawing of buffet furniture on the mirror. I freaked out and ran out of my house jumped in my truck and looked in my rearview mirror and there in the distance on the porch of my house was some discount buffet furniture. I didn't know what to make of it so I went to my local library to do some research. After long hours pouring through decades of newspapers I finally came across an article about and old Indian tribe that used to live in the area and they specialized in making discount buffet furniture. Apparently the tribe was wiped out by settlers when they learned that the Indians were making discount buffet furniture, and they could not compete with the Indians' low prices.
That night when I got home I decided to do a little investigating, so I grabbed my shovel and start digging random holes around my house and what I uncovered was shocking to say the least. I found pits and pits full of discount buffet furniture. At that point it was clear that my house was built atop an ancient Indian discount buffet furniture burial ground. I wasn't sure if I should burn the discount buffet furniture, keep it, or sell it. I decided to replicate it instead and return it to its proper burial site. I tracked down a local Indian left over from the tribe, and together we performed several rituals. He then informed me that I needed to tear down my house and preserve this land as sacred. I decided that he was right and now that I had all this wonderful replicated discount buffet furniture, surely I could start a business selling this furniture at the ultra low prices the Indians would have wanted and thus eBuffet.com was born.
At eBuffet, all of our discount buffet furniture is shipped directly to you for FREE, so we can please the Indians who used to ride the discount buffet furniture to you by horseback. All of our discount buffet furniture is original in its design, and is well kept secret among me and the secret discount buffet furniture creating tribe. Become a part of history and get your discount buffet table or cabinet today.
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